Little boy: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Well son, your Mom & I got together at Yahoo.
We set up a date via E mail & met in a cyber cafe.
Your Mom agreed to download data from my PEN DRIVE.
So I put it in your Mom's USB PORT
& just when I was about to transfer
We realised that none of us had installed an ANTIVIRUS or FIREWALL
It was too late to hit 'Cancel'
& nine months later
a 'Pop-up' window appeared :O saying
'You've got 'Male'.
THAT’S BUSSINESS
Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : No !!
Dad : The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son : Then ... Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : No !!
Dad : My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates : Then ... OK.
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.
Dad : Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President : No !!
Dad : He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ... OK
That’s business…!!
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