A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..." (actually, he can still hear as long as eardrums not damaged)
Doctor: "Hmm....so if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?"
Patient: "I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became curious and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."
CASE 2
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She was curious and went to take a look. But the patient didn't want to show her.
Nurse: "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Nurse: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (gets impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter yet, how would I know?"
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